i emotionally connect with this cat
My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
why do people make fun of people who get starbucks have you ever had starbucks that shit is delicious